The Gary Cusman
Comeback of the Year
Award
The Steve Taylor
Neighborhood Wannabe
Award
Neighborhood Rookie

Mark, Jay, Martini

Rug

Chelsea Snappy
ON THIRD TRICK
GETS THE MAIL
AT PICNICS
A three-way tie, this
year's award recognizes
a graceful return to
action by
Neighborhood charter
members

RUNNERS UP
1. Bill Laveck
2. RJ
This award reaches out
to those wishing to
acquire or regain
Neighborhood status

RUNNERS UP
1. Laura Savarese
2. The Crazy Chef
RUNNERS UP
1. The Grettle
The Muzzy Severino
Horse's Ass Award
The Juicy Guerini Award
for Mangulation
The Jimmy Batanian
Award for Drinking
Yourself Sober

Cocks n Jocks
PHOTO
NOT
AVAILABLE


Gunar n Ray

Mark (again)
GO TARHEELS
LANDING GEAR
STUCK IN PARK
This award is for
excellence as a shvote
in the Neighborhood

RUNNERS UP
1. The Vinman
2. Laura Savarese
This award applauds
clear and present
disorientation
while under the influence
of that BR-549
RUNNERS UP
1. Tim Saint
2. Manda
This award recognizes
excessive indulgence in
alcoholic beverages

RUNNERS UP
1. Jay Vegas
2. Al Guerini
The Dave Close
Underachiever of the
Year Award
The Tom Sauce Award
for Beer Muscles
The Madigool Cup
MVP Award

Mike Valentic

The Grettle

Dolph Shack
WEEKENDER
CHASES MOUSE ARROW
AGAINST FRUITS
This unfortunate award
is dedicated to those who
refused to "pull their
adequate weight"
Down Under
RUNNERS UP
1. Billy
2. Billy
 RUNNERS UP
1. Terry Guerriero
2. Jill Pantalone
3. Scott Spence
This award signifies
best overall achievement
and excellence
throughout the year 2002
RUNNERS UP
1. Martini
2. St. Angelo's Lanes
The Dave Savarese
Lifetime Achievement
Award
The Manny Matchy
Award for Best Dressed
The Bo Spang
Up Your Dress Award

Angelo Notarianni

Jennacyde

Tim Saint
GETS EYEBROW
BLACK
CHINESE TAKEOUT
This award covers a
lifetime filled with
accomplishment and
excellence throughout
the Neighborhood
RUNNERS UP
1. Aurelio Patete
2. Bob Orlando Sr.
 This award is presented
for stylistic achievement
and overall appearance
in the Neighborhood
RUNNERS UP
1. Karen Spence
RUNNERS UP
1. Carl Saint
The All-Parmigian Team
Jenny Chang, Scott Pants, Mark Pucci, Martini, Jay Vegas
sixth man: Bud (not pictured)

 

 
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